Is mevrou’lik, which means having ordentlike maniere and being kind.

Doesn‘t swear in English, because swearing in Afrikaans is just always
so much more fun, effective and bad ass. Oepsie, did we just swear
in English?

Knows how to cook, and also how to make her own environmentally
friendly, plastic-free dishwasher tabs.

Knows how to grow stuff, and care for the earth.

Knows how to drink. Doesn’t smoke, except for the occasional... Wink.